Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

  • @assassinatedbyCIA
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    651 year ago

    When you need to obscure your bathrooms range, speed and heading from a ww2 battleship or submarine.

    • @Anticorp
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      131 year ago

      Hit em with the old razzle dazzle, eh?

  • MedicsOfAnarchy
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    211 year ago

    “Picasso, man, I’m telling you. Get out of the home improvement gig. Go draw or some shit.”

  • @Stanwich
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    181 year ago

    I want my bathroom to look like the intro to saved by the bell

  • circuscritic
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    1 year ago

    There’s a 50% chance that a full panoramic photo that doesn’t have a Grind House Porn filter would make this bathroom actually look decent, or at minimum, not bad.

  • PlasmaDistortion
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    121 year ago

    I can understand the tiles, but why are the lights angled? It would blind anyone trying to use the sink!

      • @r_13
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        111 year ago

        That is advice for life

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      41 year ago

      It’s designed for people staggering in with a hangover, to help make them feel more normal.

  • @Anticorp
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    71 year ago

    There were a lot of drugs being used in the 80’s.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      41 year ago

      Can confirm.

      I went to a house showing where the owner made extremely questionable choices and when I asked “What were you smoking?” The guy answered that he indeed did a lot of drugs and now is too lazy to fix it.

  • @RampantParanoia2365
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    61 year ago

    Is this part of one of those Mystery Spots where “laws of physics cease to exist”?