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Dad JokesEnglish • 9 months ago

What do you call it when you're allergic to legumes?

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What do you call it when you're allergic to legumes?

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Dad JokesEnglish • 9 months ago

A lentil illness!

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@devious
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4•9 months ago
This is similar to the allergy I have to layer below the earth’s crust…
- FartsWithAnAccentOP
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  1•9 months ago
  Can you take like, lava pills or something?

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