I got this one friend, a POS (Piece of shit) , who was always bugging me out for using Linux.

Yesterday I won a bet and I will be installing Linux on his laptop, what distro would teach that fucker a lesson?

*Edit

Parody of this post https://lemm.ee/post/20629546

  • @[email protected]M
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    Ubuntu Christian Edition, if he’s a satanist.

    Ubuntu Satanic Edition, if he’s a Christian.

    Hannah Montana Linux, if he’s neither of the above.

    • @ransomwarelettuceOP
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      210 months ago

      Heard of it actually, are the creator of that fork? If so, PORTUGAL CARALHO !!!

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    The best distro? One that he’ll be able to use easily. One that will get him to actually LIKE the experience.

    You don’t want to teach him a lesson by giving him a miserable experience.

    You want to teach him a lesson that will let you say “I told you so” for the rest of his life.

    Manjaro is pretty easy to use and seems to have good hardware compatibility. A variety of Ubuntu flavors also can mimic Windows and work really well.

    • @ransomwarelettuceOP
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      410 months ago

      Thx for the recommendations, but yeah this is just a parody wanted to see the distros people would come up with.

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        110 months ago

        Every distro sucks to someone.

        I tried Mint on one of my laptops, and it broke as soon as I installed any updates. It also didn’t properly support the laptop’s graphics.

        Manjaro installed perfectly and runs flawlessly. No issues.

        So, as always, different distros for different computers for different folks.

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          Yeah every distro does suck to someone but I’m hear to say Manjaro is indeed trash. And I love it. I switched to fedora now but I ran Manjaro for a good 3 years

    • @ransomwarelettuceOP
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      410 months ago

      Tbh when I was thinking of the title that’s what came to mind, sorry for being clickbaity haha.

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    910 months ago

    Gentoo, from scratch. No bin-kernal or premade binarys. Just a ungodly long compile time Maybe by day 3 he will have a desktop if hes lucky…

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      510 months ago

      Second best distro right after amogOS I can’t give him that enlightenment.

  • @iopq
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    810 months ago

    NixOS, you need to learn a programming language just to administer your system

    • @ransomwarelettuceOP
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      710 months ago

      As someone who actually likes NixOS have never felt so offended with something that I somewhat agree.

  • @PlutoniumAcid
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    210 months ago

    I still have the installation CD’s for Red Hat from 2002. I can mail them to you?

    • @breadsmasher
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      510 months ago

      because it’s not funny and basically spam

    • @ransomwarelettuceOP
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      210 months ago

      Yeah ahaha added the edit after a while but it looks like many people took it seriously.

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    110 months ago

    I’d go with something based on Gentoo so you would have an easy install process and they would have to live with the pain of compiling from source.

    • @ransomwarelettuceOP
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      210 months ago

      Gentoo has turned into an hibrid between binary-source unfortunately, so I would go for something spicier like LFS.