Invisibility for the wearer? More like invagibility amirite?
Frodo could have keister’d it and simply walked to Mordor.
One does not simply waddle uncomfortably into Mordor.
I would pay good money to read a story exploring the effects of The Ring when held in nature’s pocket.
Pretty sure it’s this: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/24157-vaginal-ring
Awesome invention btw! Pretty much birth control pills and IUDs combined into one easy to self insert package.
So add “preventing unwanted pregnancies” to the list of powers the one ring can provide you, thanks Sauron!
Imagine fucking a woman wearing this inside her, you just become invisible on every in thrust.
At least they’ll never have to see the face you make when you cum
That’s more “bearing” it, as in: barely able to. Though, the current possessor is called the Ringbearer, so…
Do you wear a Dixie cup?
Better if it was The One Cock Ring… amirite
