I think you’ve missed the point. People don’t play golf because they like golf. They hear there’s this place you can go where they drive you around a nice park, they hand you beer wherever you are in the park, and you hit things with a club. What’s not to like?

Another example, sure, you could grab some booze and jump in the bath, but is that really the same as a resort with a swim-up pool bar?

No idea, but I did shrooms with my best friend and went golfing at dawn in the afterglow of it all. We had never golfed before. Didn’t know the etiquette. Apparently these people golf half a hole and then leave their balls just laying on the course while they go jack off at the club for a while. My friend and I think there’s just free balls and we’re like “Wow, dude. Free balls!”, and put them in our bag. Minutes later Fuckity-Dooda and the gang return to the hole and start interrogating us about the balls. We had no idea what was going on, or that those balls weren’t just free ball-berries lying about for the picking.

I don’t remember how we defused the situation, but I do remember awkwardly getting their balls back out of our bags an being like, “Oh, well there was these balls…”, and then driving around the course for another hour avoiding humans whole we sobered up.

They don’t let you bring your own booze because they make ass loads of money selling it to you themselves. Still, I’ve never played golf with people who don’t sneak in a beer or two to avoid that. It’s more fun that way.

Most golfers have none of those things except for the beer delivery. You’re talking about the extremely rich, and professional golfers who have caddies with them. I’ve been golfing for around 10 years now, and I worked at a country club when I was younger, and I’ve never seen anyone actually use a caddy. For the beer delivery, why not? The course pays someone to drive around and ask if you want anything. It’s no different than a waiter asking if you want a beer. You’ll probably only see them once a game though, since their circuit takes longer than it takes to play a game.

I read it that way too at first.

I was not confused.

More than a few people in my life absolutely live that description.

Same tho lol

I’m a beer catgirl

How?

In other words:

It doesn’t take much to make one another happy.

There’s a different bar for finding a life partner than there is for making someone’s day better.

And still so close to the average behavior

yet I’m still single

I prefer this one https://youtu.be/x1-axqBZdNk

Not quite the same thing (I’d argue it’s even worse, but it’s in a different way—less land, but promoting animal cruelty and gambling instead) but a politician in my city recently proposed a plan to replace one of the two major horse racing tracks with rewilded parks, walking tracks, and significant amounts of public housing.

One race track, less than 100 m away from another race track, could provide the space to house up to 10,000 residents, and still have room for multiple sports tracks, general parkland, a new school, and more. Even ignoring the housing, doing the rest of it would provide so much more value to so many more people than the wasteful horse racing track would.

But of course, it won’t actually happen. Because the guy that proposed this isn’t from one of the two main parties. And the main parties are both in the pockets of the gambling industry.

I assume it’s the name “beer bitch” and general misogyny from older men towards an attractive younger woman.

I know that song