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Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.
Do people think, that in socialism You don’t need to earn money?
If I was named Zohran, I would use the Zardoz font for my promotional material.
Ok. 500 kg of dollars, 500kg of gold or 500kg of cheeseburgers. Which do You choose?
Precooked weight if that matters.
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Dad Jokes•Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.English
13·3 days agoI’d still ask for an unreasonable amount of money.
Jesus fucking Christ, is this AI? Or CGI? Or an Instagram filter from 2019? Deliberate Photoshop can’t be this bad.
You don’t need to go that far. They were furious at Obama for asking for Dijon mustard.
hOrnitoShare Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.ml•Prince William shows the English peasants that he is a real working man
2·4 days agoOr Bozos driving a truck in a cowboy hat.
They must have picked it up from the gay tourists.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•When your search engine is a trekkie
5·4 days agoBut doesn’t seem to work on other characters.
That would be for the goth crowd. Or emos, but I don’t think they’re still around.
It looks kinda nice. I mean, if it didn’t immediately make you think of squirting semen on someone’s chest.
Well he had to buy her somewhere.
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Lemmy Shitpost•'Rise of the Silver Surfer' is a heartwarming story of four seniors who find love online...and become a quadruple
8·5 days agoWouldn’t that be The Silver Swinger?
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Political Memes•Another reminder that Conservatives don't actually listen to the song lyrics
25·6 days agoThe dude in makeup and fishnet stockings? Did they even see the video to the song?
The White Trash House. The MMA arena is the equivalent of having a couch on the lawn.
I’m imagining that scene from Futurama where the horn players are getting whipped by the Egyptian guards.







I think it’s from the movie based on the series.