Assuming he doesn’t have a red phone line directly to Batman like in the old TV show, obviously.

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    Plot twist: Gordon doesn’t actually need the bat signal to contact him. It’s there to drive fear to street criminals when they see the sign and think that the Bat is heading their way.

    Also Gordon prefers talking to the man dressed like a bat on the rooftop rather than in his small office.

    • @SgtAStrawberry
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      I thought The Batman showed that of really well actually, with the rober, vandals and similar in the beginning.

  • @mcherm
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    321 year ago

    Wait for a passing blimp. Project the bat signal on the blimp.

  • @Lockheed
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    171 year ago

    2 helicopters holding up a bedsheet in the sky, and Gordon just shines the bat light on that.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    121 year ago

    Wayne Enterprises maintains a cloud machine so their spoiled, good-for-nothing, CEO can always see at least 1 cloud when he looks out the windows of his manner house. Batman should really do something about that guy.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      Batman doesn’t care about corporate crime for some reason…

  • Ragnell
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    101 year ago

    He is on top of the police precinct, which is not the highest building in the city. All he needs to do is project it against the highest building in the city: Wayne Tower.

  • Narrrz
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    Batman actually maintains a remote link to the light itself. As soon as the switch is flipped, he gets notified.

    Cmon, his lair is a CAVE. how the fuck is he gonna see the signal anyway?? Does he maintain 24/7 surveillance of the entire sky?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      Does he maintain 24/7 surveillance of the entire sky?

      He is Batman…

    • @SayJess
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      21 year ago

      I love the idea that there is IFTTT in the Batman universe! IFTTB, if you will. Web hooks ftw lol.

    • skulblaka
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      21 year ago

      Does he maintain 24/7 surveillance of the entire sky?

      Unironically, probably yes. Like half of all major comic book threats all come from outer space.

    • @[email protected]
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      The batsignal has often been described as a way to instill fear in the criminals, not as the most effective way to summon Batman per se. Certainly Batman doesn’t just watch fhe sky all night long to wait for the batsignal to come up, he has ways to get notified without seeing it.

  • Sai Somsphet
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    He just stands on the roof and yells.

    Superman hears the yelling and send a text to Diana.

    Diana writes a letter and gives it to Flash.

    Flash starts breaking the speed limit.

    Batman trips Flash,who then gives Batman the letter.

    Really it’s actually much faster then the batsignal, and Bruce Wayne has promised to pay for Superman’s phone bill.

    • @swab148
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      Supes on the family plan 💀

  • @owatnext
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    61 year ago

    It’s 2023. He sends him a Snap.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      51 year ago

      You would think he would at least give the Commissioner the number to a one-time burner phone or something.

      • skulblaka
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        Batman whipping 300 random objects out of his utility belt trying to find which trap phone is ringing

        It’s either Gordon or Catwoman and he’s only picking up for one of them

  • @fubo
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    Sends him a message on Batrix, of course.

  • @[email protected]
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    31 year ago

    The commissioner and his friend snoop take some huge rips and make their own clouds of gange that billow out into the sky. The commissioner forgets what all the fuss is about when batman turns up