• @turddle
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    172 years ago

    Due to the FACTS, the case is closed

  • @zach
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    132 years ago

    Your honor, my client said he was deadass

  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    Judge: It’s ‘weren’t’ not ‘wasn’t’ ya noob.

    Lawyer: Sorry.

    Judge: Now write it a hundred times.