What do you think a Filipino Corporation would do with two cows?

  • @DaCrazyJamez
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    1 year ago

    You tell everyone you have two cows and they are doing well. You actually have none. Everyone votes for you anyways.

  • Rikudou_Sage
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    61 year ago

    Damn, this one’s old. I read it literally 20 years ago. Though I don’t remember the Greek and Iraqi ones, maybe those are new.

  • @MuffinCupcakeHeelerOP
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    51 year ago

    A Filipino Corporation

    You have one cow. You drink Ginebra. You have two cows.

  • s08nlql9
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    41 year ago

    You have 2 cows.

    Your neighbor sees the growth of your cows, copies your strategy and makes sure that you’re not the only successful cow owner.

  • RockyBockySocky
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    41 year ago

    Cows are living beings who shouldn’t be property and shouldn’t be exploited for profit/taste.

  • Jon-H558
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    1 year ago

    thats a throwback, my grandads milking parlour had a version of that as a poster on the wall back in early 90s.