"Dear Mr. CEO,
You’ve done such a great job this year with whatever it is you do. We bought you Dominoes as compensation. The whole company.
Thank you for your hard work,"
Man, you have any idea how much pizza you could buy with a million dollar bonus
that’s like 30, 40 pizzas. Easy.
I dunno if this new artisan specialty Detroit style pizza trend is just near me but you could buy up to probably 6 of those with that kind of money.
Why do you think they hoard wealth? So they can live life as a perpetual pizza party.
great song
CEOs are full from all the expensive steak dinners they expense to a corporate card.
Yeah, there’s no way they could afford those w/o the corporate card.
I mean, CEOs don’t work hard or make extraordinary accomplishments, so they clearly don’t deserve these blessèd pizza parties.
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That’s a client, not your employer, they already pay for the service you provide and in their case the company has control over how much they charge for it.
What we’re talking about is your boss taking part of the money that client pays and buying pizza for the staff instead of giving them proper wage.
I mean. What did you expect him to do?
I had some contractors that helped extend my lanai. At the end, I bought everyone a nice lunch, beers etc…
Its a way of showing thanks. Genuinely, what would you have rather they done?
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Their pizza is just a money, car, and jet topped pizza and they request it be without crust, cheese or sauce.
C-suite gets tons of meals all the time. They get pizza on the company dime when they want. But since they have all the free time and money to concern themselves with their hobbies and health they tend to opt for healthier options
Oh you just know they have a lot of Cheese Pizza amirite
Jokes on you, I plan on taking 30% of my exutive compensation in the form of pizza parties and tokens at a rat casino.
