• MacN'Cheezus
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    1510 months ago

    Here’s how to tell the difference:

    An alligator will see you later.

    A crocodile will see you in a while.

    Until we meet again

    • @[email protected]
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      110 months ago

      Srsly though, crocodiles have pointy snouts, sort of like an A, and alligators have rounded snouts, sort of like a C.

      No, I don’t know why they were named the wrong way around.

  • @Vlixz
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    310 months ago

    I’ve always wondered, do they like grow their arms back? They always look so unphased when it happens

    • @Huschke
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      210 months ago

      Unfortunately, no. They can however regrow their tales. Fortunately, loosing a limb or two for them isn’t a deal breaker as they can still hunt.

      • @[email protected]
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        10 months ago

        They can however regrow their tales.

        Baby Croc: Daddy, what happens to Enkaiman and Alligamesh next?

        Daddy Croc: Unfortunately, I forgot.

        Baby croc: :(

        Daddy Croc: Oh wait, it’s coming back, but I have to start again from the beginning…

  • Snot Flickerman
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    210 months ago

    Should have waited a few mins to see if he’d tuck into that live boar.