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off_apparition to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

That does not look like a secure parking spot

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That does not look like a secure parking spot

off_apparition to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Big P@feddit.uk
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    A HTTPS parking spot would require your car to be inside of a truck

    • phorq@lemmy.ml
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      And that truck would need to be getting towed by a trusted friend of the parking lot management

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        And said trusted friend’s tow truck would need to have a display in the window saying “Certified Safe Tow Truck”

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    There needs to be a space blocked by a pillar with “409”

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      And a missing slot “404”

  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.ml
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    Nice, a spot for 2011-2022 Kia/Hyundai vehicles

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    PUT /parking?lot=1 HTTP/1.1

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    Dunmber than funny, but ill give you the upvote lol

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    Run far away

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