Moody’s found 21 million “red flags” in its an analysis of shell companies. One listed director — at 942 years old — would have been born in the 11th century.

  • ME5SENGER_24
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    510 months ago

    Vampiric board members is the only obvious answer, right?

    • @SkyezOpen
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      210 months ago

      I’ll get the stakes, machetes, and blessed bullets. UV flashlights are worth a shot. I don’t think garlic actually works but I’ll be eating garlic bread on the road anyway.

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    210 months ago

    One listed director — at 942 years old — would have been born in the 11th century.

    There’s also thousands of examples of directors below the age of five, and 22,000 entities with a registered address at Egypt’s pyramids. Meanwhile, one individual held 5,751 roles at 2,883 different entities.

    Call me conspiracy theorist if you want, but i have reason to believe this is all one single ancient alien living under the upside down pyramid controlling all those individual and in effect the world. You can’t change my mind.

    • snooggums
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      110 months ago

      Why would one alien have multiple birthdays?

      It is clearly a whole civilization of mole men, change my mind.