“Shepard, I need you to read a bedtime story to the salarian councilor, but DO NOT tell Anderson.”

You don’t need to use your real info here in order to make a fun one, so do your worst!

  • R0cket_M00se
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    22 years ago

    “Shepard… I need you to give a pep talk to an Asari dancer, to raise funding for the war.”

    We’re really screwed here, aren’t we admiral?

  • ObiWanTan
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    22 years ago

    “Shepard, I need you to negotiate with an asari dancer, but DO NOT tell Anderson.”

    Well, Admiral, I’ll have to refuse to obey that order as a certain quarian would kick my ass otherwise.

  • Champange EquinoxOPM
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    22 years ago

    “Negotiate with my ex-wife and send the Alliance a vid”

    Well gee, Hackett, I didn’t know that’s how they were phrasing it these days!

  • @ConstipatedFox
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    22 years ago

    “Shepard, I need you to go drinking with my cat to mess with Cerberus”

  • Maple
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    21 year ago

    Seduce a Krogan Warlord, but DO NOT tell Anderson…

    I don’t even know what to do with myself now. 😂

  • @N7_Spectre
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  • @KingYoloHD
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    22 years ago

    Put out a fire with my cat, or the volus will sue us

    Sounds lore accurate