• @CosmicTurtle
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    288 months ago

    Except it’s not just a pizza. Corporate will have spent millions of dollars on anti-union consultants, enough money to give pretty good raises across the board.

    Then, while eating the pizza, you’ll have to listen to a lecture about how unions are bad, mandatory btw.

  • squiblet
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    238 months ago

    Reminds me of elementary school, where they’d have us go around fund raising for months and do a race and the reward dangling in front if us was “if we make our goal, we’ll have PIZZA PARTY!”. It was never “a pizza party”, always was said as if it was a proper noun, Pizza Party. I could never figure out why they thought eating 1-2 slices of soggy delivery pizza with classmates was a huge lure for us.

    • @agent_flounder
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      88 months ago

      I suppose you’d rather use that time to study?

      • squiblet
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        98 months ago

        Really all I wanted was to sit on the steps and read God Emperor of Dune.

        • VindictiveJudge
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          48 months ago

          I really hope the new movies get that far. Partially because I want James McAvoy to reprise his role as Leto.

  • @Itsamemario
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    228 months ago

    More like: “by opening this box you have contractually agreed to vote against the formation of any union and to report all union forming activities to your goblin overlords. Furthermore, by being ‘present’ or ‘employed’ by this corporation when this box was opened, it anytime in the future, you also contractually agree to the rules outlined above. Should a legal dispute arise concerning this contract you are bound to mediation to determine that you are wrong and the corporate legal fees will be deducted automatically from your paycheck, no matter where you are employed.”

    • PlasterAnalyst
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      68 months ago

      I would love a meditation clause as meditation is about self determination and mediators don’t make any decisions or rulings. You’re thinking of arbitration. Source, am trained mediator.

      • @Itsamemario
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        28 months ago

        Gotcha, my mistake, definitely not well versed in that. Thanks for the correction, better that people are educated.

  • Mario_Dies.wav
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    158 months ago

    One of the strongest reminders that there is no such thing as a really good corporation is watching how rabidly they respond to employees trying to unionize. If these companies were actually “good” like some people think, they would welcome the chance to give more power to their employees.

  • @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    Before arrival of said pizza, the email said, “…limit 2 slices per employee.”

  • @Arkaelus
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    38 months ago

    Turbo-family time! Quick, time for a general meeting to present slideshows of the Big Boss’ last vacation, gotta make’em feel included!