Why YSK: These tips may help you pick a more ripe, juicier, sweeter watermelon.

  • Brad Ganley
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    20811 months ago

    This is all good info except for the gender thing. The round/long difference is just a growth habit. Watermelon plants (and other cucurbits like squash, zucchini, cantaloupe, etc) produce male and female flowers. Only the female flowers produce fruit and must be pollinated by a male flower to do so.

  • @Fisk400
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    8511 months ago

    This was bullshit the first 2000 times it was posted to reddit and it’s still bullshit here.

    • @The_v
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      1711 months ago

      I just roll my eyes at it now.

      FYI there is no reliable way to tell if a watermelon is ripe after it is harvested. The most reliable indicator is the tendril on the node the peduncle is attached to. When it is fully dry, the fruit is ready.

  • @thekinghaslost
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    6811 months ago

    Nah, I’m just going to continue doing what I’ve always done: tapping the watermelon to hear the sound and pretend that I know what I’m doing.

  • @Chriszz
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    6311 months ago

    Even on lemmy people still aren’t bothering to fact check things. Disappointing.

      • LoftySnowman
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        1711 months ago

        The markets where I buy are confident enough in their product that they cut the one you want to taste before you buy. I’ve never found a more reliable method than that.

        • @kobra
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          2211 months ago

          sir this is a wal-mart

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            011 months ago

            Sir, this is the Planet of the Grapes wine store.

      • @oryx
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        411 months ago

        Trick question! They’re all perfect for this 🥰

    • @dylanTheDeveloper
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      411 months ago

      You see a female water melon has ovaries while the male melons have spikes

  • @Furbag
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    5711 months ago

    I’ll just remember “pick the most fucked up looking melon with patchy orange spots and ugly crisscross webbing”. It’s probably not going to make the photo reel but it’ll taste good.

      • @Squiglet
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        1411 months ago

        in general I find this to be true with most fruits, the uglier the better. Those pretty shiny apples are shit.

        • @FightMilk
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          711 months ago

          Ugliness is correlated with age, and ripeness is correlated with age, so ugliness and ripeness would at the very least be spuriously correlated.

          • @Squiglet
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            311 months ago

            Yep. Extra protein too

        • @[email protected]
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          511 months ago

          Oddly, I can tell exactly how an apple will taste just by touching it. Shiny smooth apples are usually soft/mushy and have no taste. You want a rough texture with a little grip.

  • @[email protected]
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    5711 months ago

    I spent a season working in a packing house for watermelons. They’d come in by the crateload and we were allowed to just grab one to eat any time we wanted.

    The trick I was taught, and which proved to be pretty reliable over the course of the season, was to feel the veins. (This is possibly what’s being described as webbing here?) Watermelons aren’t smooth, they have wide “veins” running top to bottom and you can feel them if you put your hand flat on the side of the melon. The bigger/poofier/wider the veins, the more ripe is it.

  • @newguy208
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    4111 months ago

    Where’s the part where you slap it?

    • @ickplantOP
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      3611 months ago

      That’s between you and the watermelon, leave me out of your racy play.

  • @Meowie
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    3311 months ago

    In my family we just slap the watermelons

  • Margot Robbie
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    3111 months ago

    None of these visual methods are reliable as these things differ greatly amongst melon varieties. The easiest way is just to knock on the watermelon like you would a door, if it sounds hollow on the inside, then it’s ripe.

    • Capt. Wolf
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      711 months ago

      I thought I was the only the weirdo that stands there spanking the watermelons, trying to find the one that sounds like a Voit dodgeball.

    • @Gerula
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      311 months ago

      This I know to be the only reliable method. Also after knocking if you squeeze it it should make a sound as something rigid starting to crack not as being rubbery/ elastic.

    • @Kethal
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      1311 months ago

      When I see nonsense like this, I then distrust the entire YSK.

    • @T156
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      1011 months ago

      Testicles(!)

    • @mvirts
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      511 months ago

      Yaaa the whole gendered fruit thing I will never understand

      • @[email protected]
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        I dont know about watermelons but there are a plethora of plants that can not produce fruit without being pollinated by another plant. Also if you ever self pollinate a plant you’ll have to recognize the 2 different parts. Is it just the calling them male/female that bothers you? Edit: I guess I should say plants/flowers can have a sex, fruits I don’t think would. They are just seed dispersers I believe.

        • @mvirts
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          111 months ago

          Hmm I’m no plant expert, so maybe I’m wrong about this but I thought fruit always grows after pollen moves to an egg like part of the flower/plant, so the ‘sex’ of the fruit is always a combined pollen+egg like cell. This cell develops into a seed while the surrounding plant grows the fruit for various reasons. Maybe there is a heterozygous genetic trait in some plants where we could label the individual as sex A or B, but I thought self pollinating plants were basically both sexes at the same time??? Idk… Maybe I should do some googling but heck the fediverse needs content :P

          • @Kethal
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            The scientific definition of “fruit” is the ripened ovary of a flowering plant. This differs from the normal usage so some things not commonly considered fruit, such as tomatoes and the pods of soybeans, are fruits by this definition. Flowering plants (not all plants have flowers) have male and female anatomical structures. Many species have both structures in one flower. Some species have flowers that contains either male or female structures. These flowers can either be on the same plant (monoecious), like watermelon and corn, or on different plants (diecious), like papaya. The ovary, what will become the fruit, is a female anatomical structure, and it makes no sense to talk about a male fruit for any type of flower. Male flowers produce pollen, which fertilizes the embryo in an ovary, but male flowers themselves don’t produce fruit.

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    • @[email protected]
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      2011 months ago

      I’m a produce manager for a grocery chain in the SE US. I tell people ALL of the time to pick out the ugliest cantaloupe/honeydew because it’s typically going to be the sweetest/most ripe.

      You’ll have people shaking, rolling, knocking on melons trying to find “the good ones”. It’s pretty funny to watch people make their selections.

  • cshock
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    2311 months ago

    Why the green arrow for the “wrong” one, and the red arrow for the “right” one?

    3 of the 4 items (gender doesn’t matter, variety does) are generally correct.
    Source: I’m a former watermelon “cutter” (the guy that goes out in the field first thing in the morning and cuts the good melons off the vine, and turns them belly side up so it’s obvious to the field workers which melons to load up)

    Also, with the whole thumping thing, most people just look silly doing as they don’t know what they’re doing. If you do thump, ones that have a higher pitched ping are still green, and that have a really dull/flat thud are over-ripe/too gritty/sugary. Also, weight should feel right, too light and it’s overripe/rotten.

    In general, any melon sold at the store should be good, just take one and stop trying to be a hero. At least the farmers I dealt with are pretty ethical, they aren’t purposely shipping bad melons. It just takes experience of seeing/handling melons for a while to get the “picking one” correct. Most store I know of have a satisfaction guarantee anyway, take pictures if it’s bad and when you go back get a refund if you’re that concerned with it.

    • boothin
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      611 months ago

      I believe in China red/green meaning is reversed for things like this, where red means positive/good and green means negative/bad

    • @ickplantOP
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      511 months ago

      Always appreciate hearing from someone with experience!

    • @[email protected]
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      311 months ago

      I don’t tap, I just smell them. Am I being a dumbass?

      I don’t smell half a dozen and try to select the best, rather - if they don’t smell sweet ill probably get something else and leave the watermelon for another day.