Capt. Wolf

Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…

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Joined 3 years ago
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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023

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  • Capt. WolftoLemmy ShitpostConfused over here
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    5 days ago

    Santa Claus/Christmas?

    Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.

    Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”

    The analogy should be pretty obvious.



  • Capt. WolftomemesI'm onto you
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    6 days ago

    This is typically my issue. I do the same thing with Fallout and Starfield too. Bethesda makes some really crazy mod installation simulators… It’s almost as if there’s a regular game in there. Maybe just one more mod and I’ll finally be able to play it!










  • Capt. WolftoLemmy Shitpost*Permanently Deleted*
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    23 days ago

    Wait… What’s the joke here? I just see the president sticking his head through a hole in the table. I know this is a shit post, but I don’t get it. We’re just posting pictures of Trump doing weird stuff now for the funny? What happened to corn?