Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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Santa Claus/Christmas?
Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.
Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”
The analogy should be pretty obvious.
Where’s my “I’m up all night working alone, cause today is just another day” crew?
This is typically my issue. I do the same thing with Fallout and Starfield too. Bethesda makes some really crazy mod installation simulators… It’s almost as if there’s a regular game in there. Maybe just one more mod and I’ll finally be able to play it!
Don’t forget
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Horrible
And Doctor Orin Scrivello

Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
Try an acrylic turntable mat. Should keep it nice and flat and stabilized.
Capt. Wolfto
World News•‘Putin’s rapists cannot be pardoned. How would I tell the women?’ - Trump’s peace plan includes an amnesty for actions during the war, but victims in Ukraine urging Britain to support prosecutionsEnglish
17·13 days agoOf course he wants to protect the rapists… Trump protects his own.
Capt. Wolfto
politics •Trump-appointed board renames Kennedy Center to 'Trump Kennedy Center'
40·18 days agoAnd hopefully, when he dies, he’s not allowed to lay in state, but instead is shoveled out with the rest of the toxic trash. We already have his epitaph ready.

Capt. Wolfto
RetroGaming•id Software released its first game 35 years ago today, John Carmack’s breakthrough side-scroller engine — Commander Keen title brought smooth scrolling to PCsEnglish
4·20 days agoRemembering this on our old CGA PC… I’d have to sneak out into the garage to steal time when my dad wasn’t using it.

I never realized this is where I got my thing for bright pink, cyan, and white… Even playing through Starfield, my ship was those colors. Next time I play it I’m gonna have to make a Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket.
Capt. Wolfto
News•Trump baselessly says Rob Reiner died because he was anti-Trump, politicizing the director's killing
6·20 days agoWhat’s most concerning is the message this sends his supporters… It’s totally alright to murder people who are “bad for the country.” Very sad, yes, but totally deserved because he had TDS…
Wait… What’s the joke here? I just see the president sticking his head through a hole in the table. I know this is a shit post, but I don’t get it. We’re just posting pictures of Trump doing weird stuff now for the funny? What happened to corn?
I did… It’s literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!
Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours…

Capt. Wolfto
Games•Capcom Looks to Grow Mega Man, Ace Attorney, Devil May Cry with New ProjectsEnglish
6·27 days agoAs a big middle finger, they’ll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.
But if they just put it in the title, people won’t click and get bombarded with ads! Think of the big corporations!
Capt. Wolfto
News•Sabrina Carpenter, Franklin the Turtle publisher condemn the Trump administration's use of their work on social media
13·1 month agoYeah, first rule of a lawsuit, don’t fucking talk to anybody. Don’t give the defense anything to defend with.
Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.











At least that’s only 2 months away. We’ve got Easter shit out already up here!