• @grue
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    6210 months ago

    Is this viral marketing? 'Cause if it is, it’s kinda working.

    • StametsOP
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      Dude I wish. Do you know how many of my posts have been reported for ‘viral’ or ‘guerilla marketing’? As if there’s someone out here paying my fat gay ass to post a random meme about fuckin Dennys. I genuinely got a screenshot of a report saying as much about a post of mine yesterday.

      I would gladly shill out, you fuckin kidding me? Daddy desperately needs new clothes. The last clothes that I bought that weren’t underwear or socks was a pair of pants 5 years ago.

      • @[email protected]
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        1910 months ago

        Any tips on not having to buy new socks every 3 months? God damn socks develop holes far too quickly.

        • @betterdeadthanreddit
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          2410 months ago

          When you buy socks, buy a lot of socks. Should last you longer than a smaller number of pairs of socks.

          • @pikmeir
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            610 months ago

            This. Socks don’t “expire” in a few years if you’re storing them in your house or a closet. You can save them new for later and now you have new socks.

        • Zoot
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          810 months ago

          Check your shoes, get an insert if you can to help with your back. Should also save on socks as a side!

      • Blackout
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        710 months ago

        Chill, I just sent your check today. Thanks for hyping the latest Kia Sorento. Boss upstairs says you da best shiller he’s ever known.

      • @[email protected]
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        710 months ago

        Bruh send suggestions for where you buy your clothes. Clothes that lasted 5 fucking years? GIMME!

        • @mihnt
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          710 months ago

          Uh, blue collar clothes. Shit ain’t cheap though. Duluth Trading, Carhartt, 5.11, etc…

          Duluth I know has stretchy denim. Meant for comfort but it helps with minor weight changes.

        • @betterdeadthanreddit
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          510 months ago

          Become (more?) familiar with the needle and thread. Things can last a long time when they need to.

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          To make your clothes last longer:

          • Buy natural fibers instead of polyester, they take heating and bending a lot better than plastic

          • Wash cold and without bleach unless otherwise necessary, both cause more wear on the clothes. Fabric softeners are also not great and will make your clothing less absorbent, which is miserable when you’re sweaty

          • Dry in a dryer minimally if you can avoid it, they’re very rough on clothes. And no dryer sheets, that’s just coating your fabrics in oils

          • Inspect and repair small tears before they become big tears. Patch big tears before it falls apart

          You don’t have to do everything on the list to get good returns on longevity, I always use a dryer have a few 20ish year old shirts that are just now coming to the end of their lifespan from being worn to death.

        • StametsOP
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          210 months ago

          Walmart. I’m just careful with my clothes, use cold water and gentle cycles

      • @model_tar_gz
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        310 months ago

        Damn dude, when one of the best memers of our time is hangin’ on by threads. You should get paid for your Car Talk with Martok series. Tell the Founders you need a raise.

      • experbia
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        110 months ago

        I bought a new pair of jeans recently, because the old ones were nearing blowout territory and I needed to go out to a restaurant for dinner. I feel unreasonably ostentatious for briefly owning two pairs of pants.

  • Maxnmy's
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    10 months ago

    “it’s actually surprisingly simple.”

    Proceeds to explain 4 dimensional chess in several long paragraphs

    • @[email protected]
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      It is surprisingly simple.

      According to the picture, it highlights possible moves. Why understand the concept when you can just select the best spot? /s(but only barely)

  • @paddirn
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    3710 months ago

    Whenever I start that game up after a long lull, I have no idea what’s going on when I first get into it. After my first few games I feel like I start to get a better grasp of it and I’m like, “Ok, now I’ve got it.” Then I just get thwomped and can never do as good as when I had no idea what I was doing.

    • Gabe Bell
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      1510 months ago

      Oddly – that’s how I feel about most games.

  • IWantToFuckSpez
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    3710 months ago

    Just checked the Steam page. The screenshots look like a version control tutorial.

      • @agent_flounder
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        1010 months ago

        And now my brain is leaking out my ears.

      • @piecat
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        110 months ago

        Huh

        A multiverse is really a 5+Dimensions situation

  • Deconceptualist
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    I’m not big on chess, but I’m excited that 4D Golf releases next month! It will include a level editor too.

  • @devilish666
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    1210 months ago

    Whoever made that game smoke some serious crack-shroom-benadryl when made the game

  • @sharkwellington
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    910 months ago

    I vaguely remember there being some sort of cheese where you just change something stupidly far back in the past that was a bit of a balance headache, wonder if they did something about it.

    • @ChicoSuave
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      410 months ago

      That’s how muktiversal time travel works

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    710 months ago

    Best recommendation: perfect for chess novices 😄