• @MindSkipperBro12
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      158 months ago

      I thought the news was a tragedy, now I realize it’s a fucking comedy.

  • @[email protected]
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    208 months ago

    “Let me be clear: Our war is against Hamas. We have explicitly instructed our commanders that they should take pains so there are as few innocent men, women, and children in Gaza as humanly possible.”

    Brutal. Well done, Onion writers

    • @SlopppyEngineer
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      278 months ago

      “We’ve only killed 27.000 people so we’re the good guys, you see.”

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s not a mistake. Omitting “be” verbs is a common convention in headlines. They’re just imitating the style of major newspapers.