Getting to 97 with no money? Someone has free health care
Hey man, Optimism®, is free ^for ^^now
My retirement plan is to work until it hurts more than it’s worth, and then use every cent to my name on things like illegal drugs. If I don’t OD before I’m out of money, I’m going sky diving and just not pulling the parachute cord.
Same, but without the skydiving. Heroin/fentanyl OD seem like a better way
Sky diving is expensive and you have to tandem dive the first couple of times.
Yeah I’m gonna die with some MAJOR credit card dept, payday loans, payment plans you name it. Being expensive isn’t a deal breaker to an extent.
I’m doing something similar except fighting a bear or something while high with all the illegal drugs
Lucky
Same.
Why wait? Spread those eleven minutes out over your whole life.
