• @rockSlayer
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    5910 months ago

    Eat their pizza and unionize anyways

      • @[email protected]
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        810 months ago

        It’s nice that they brought me a little pizza but what are the other colleagues going to eat?

        • @Zahille7
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          310 months ago

          Honestly, like the only time I’d be okay with just getting pizza instead of a raise would be something like this, and only if everyone gets their own.

  • @Sir_Simon_Spamalot
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    1710 months ago

    I see your anti-union pizza, and raise you my final-day-at-work box of donut!

      • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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        10 months ago

        Management: “If you have time to actually use that break room, it means you don’t have enough work on your plate. We noticed you’re spending 5% of your time in the break room, so we’re increasing your metrics goals by 10%.”

  • @Son_of_dad
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    610 months ago

    Who are the house slaves that are downvoting this? Maybe those Lemmy users who one day hope to own their own multi billion dollar, anti union corporation.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    510 months ago

    If you’re trying to unionize, that’s their cue to unconditionally raise pay and benefits, and manage hazards and overtime demands.

    If the bosses aren’t scramblingy to make the workplace not a hell hole, then a union is necessary and if the union fails, it’s time to move on and / or burn down the workplace.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    110 months ago

    I know a place that makes those for like fifty for a pepperoni and fuck. I’m trying to do the calculations in my head of how much weed I’d need and how much I’d get down before I’d puke, how many friends I’d need to invite over, how many new friends I’d need to make. They’re not half bad either just greasy.