• @idogoodjob
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    “mind if I use your bathroom?”

    “What’s a hroom?”

  • @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    Litter box is fine, he was just going to hang upside down from the ceiling and shit on her floor anyway.

    Needs the shower though, have you tried to shit while hanging upside down and not covering yourself in it?? No chance.

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      Seems like an oddly detailed thing to say, perhaps drawing from life experience? (If so, ngl, kinda impressed)

      Also

  • @skydivekingair
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    5810 months ago

    He was going to piss down the shower drain rather than use the litter box.

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      Still more civilized than how he usually does it from the rooftops intentionally missing the drain aiming at filthy poor pedestrians Gotham scum.

      • @skydivekingair
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        310 months ago

        Imagine a crime free Gotham. Living in fear not of a Batman that caused physical harm when he catches you breaking the law, but he does follow you around peeing on you until he finds another crook.

    • bean
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      210 months ago

      Ahahahah, such a diss on the movie. It was so bad Halle Berry 🤌🏻🤌🏻

  • @SPRUNT
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    4110 months ago

    If only Catwoman shoved her butthole in my face as much as my cat does…

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    1710 months ago

    Catwoman and her composting toilet keep scaring away the men

    • @samus12345
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      1610 months ago

      She licks her arm and rubs it on her back, of course.

      • Vik
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        810 months ago

        this guy cats