Thanks, I hate it.

Perfect for date night

Eat pizza and brush your teeth at the same time

I nearly blew past this thinking it was an ad. Old habits die hard…

Fresh breath after pizza

Pepperminteroni. My favorite.

Thinking of the taste of this makes me recoil.

r/blursedimages refugee

Thanks I hate it.

11 out of 10 dentists recommend this simple trick.

#1 pizza recommended by dentists

That’s uh, something… something indeed.

What’s the point of all this if someone who knows how to make this pizza doesn’t create this and post it in whatever we’re using for shittyfoodporn?