Jokes • 1 year ago

Two goldfish are in a tank...

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Two goldfish are in a tank...

Jokes • 1 year ago

One asks “can you drive this thing?”

The other yells “Holy shit! A talking goldfish!”

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3•1 year ago
Classic groaner.

Sausage and egg on a plate.

Egg says: " You know, now he’s finished burning you in that pan he’s gonna come up and stab you with his fork, then chop you up with a knife"

Sausage says: “Bloody hell, a talking egg!!!”
- @LauchsOPM
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  2•1 year ago
  Ha, I like it.

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