[a picture of an elderly woman drinking from a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey with the caption, “You don’t have to be a wizard to cast fireball”]

  • The Assman
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    68 months ago

    Fireball is the thing coming out of my stomach if I drink that shit

    • @Lobreeze
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      28 months ago

      I got hungover looking at that pic

  • @[email protected]
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    38 months ago

    A wizard is never late

    Nor is he early

    He casts fireball precisely when he’s out of spell slots

  • @thantik
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    28 months ago

    If it has to be so cold that the god damn thing starts frosting up when out in the open, then it’s not good alcohol.

    • Apathy Tree
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      8 months ago

      So… fireball.

      And sambuka.

      And malort. (Tho even frosty icy cold that one is not drinkable, and I don’t care what any redneck tells me)