• @ziltoid101
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    3110 months ago

    Imagine stumbling home after a night out and you see fucking Barnaby Joyce on the road haha

      • @[email protected]
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        410 months ago

        I’d give him a purple powerade

        I’m not sure if that’s slang or if you actually mean you’d go buy him a bottle of purple powerade.

        • Faceman🇦🇺
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          110 months ago

          Powerade helps when you’ve drunk too much, cause a big part of overdrinking is the dehydration. For barny it would be warm though, cause I think he’s a wanker.

          Purple is just the best flavour.

  • @teamevil
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    1210 months ago

    I love that this is already on Wikipedia.

  • @[email protected]
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    810 months ago

    Jokes aside, he’s a disgrace. Sadly, considering he has been re-elected in the past despite worse behaviour, I expect this will be celebrated in his electorate.

  • @Custoslibera
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    610 months ago

    That beetroot is going to have dirt all over it now.

  • Ixoid
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    510 months ago

    Article doesn’t mention if he was drunk. It’s the Beetrooter, so I’m gonna assume he was.

  • Dave.
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    (Apologies to Wall-E)

    Out therrrrre

    There’s a world outside of Tamworth

    Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby

    There’s a slick town, Barnabyyyyyy!

    Out therrrrre

    Full of shine and full of sparkle

    Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby

    Listen, Barnabyyyyyy!

    Put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out therrrrre

    Get out the brillantine and dime cigars

    We’re gonna find adventure in the evening airrrrrr

    Girls in white

    In a perfumed night

    Where the lights are bright as the stars!

    Put on your Sunday clothes, we’re gonna ride through town

    In one of those new horsedrawn open cars

    We’ll see the shows

    At Delmonico’s

    And we’ll close the town in a whirrrrrl!

    And we won’t come home until we’ve kissed a girrrrrrrrl!

  • @[email protected]
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    110 months ago

    He had apparently been taking prescription drugs and drinking alcohol. Beetroot was on a trip. If he’s the best that his electorate has, yikes.