This is 100% from an old Viz magazine.
for people like me who don’t know what viz was/is:
Viz is a British adult comic magazine founded in 1979 by Chris Donald. It parodies British comics of the post-war period, notably The Beano and The Dandy, but with extensive profanity, toilet humour, black comedy, surreal humour and generally sexual or violent storylines. It also sends up tabloid newspapers, with mockeries of articles and letters pages. It features parody competitions and advertisements for overpriced ‘limited edition’ tat, as well as obsessions with half-forgotten kitsch celebrities from the 1960s to the 1980s, such as Shakin’ Stevens and Rodney Bewes. Occasionally, it satirises current affairs and politicians, but it has no particular political standpoint.
He shot 3 Germans but this was during desert shield, that’s why he got sent home
They were invading some Polish at the time, honest mistake
This is precisely what Soldier from TF2 did, after WW2 ended
Removed by mod
Alternatively (or additionally), All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
This is NCD. We love war here
