• @ChicoSuave
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    258 months ago

    20 gold per person? Those berks just paid at least 60 gold to be slimed by a cube. Meanwhile, my party is neck deep in kobolds, busting their ass for pieces of silver. I might need to pay my players more.

    • @[email protected]
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      98 months ago

      It’s setting-dependent, too. I’m in a Rime of The Frost Maiden campaign and it’s notably a low-gold adventure despite going from level 1 to level 10

      • @LeafOnTheWind
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        108 months ago

        Then there is Curse of Strahd. A whole bunch of gold, nothing to spend it on…

  • @[email protected]
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    118 months ago

    Wizard: I’m too drunk to walk…or fly…

    Bard: I’ve got it. Rubs a small jello cube with a cloth

    DM: A slightly moist skateboard appears.

    Party: What the hell is that?

    DM: That’s what happens when you gleam the cube.

  • @[email protected]
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    58 months ago

    3rd edition d&d had a special magic item that was used for turning a gelatinous cube into a mount

  • Yer Ma
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    18 months ago

    That was such a long walk to the punchline that I had to call a cUber