Here’s a better statement they could make:

Fuck you, Internet! If you’re dumb enough to buy a new waifu this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Nijisanji. Bad Management! Vtubers that break down!! Graduations!!! If you think that you’re gonna find a waifu at Nijisanji, you can kiss our ass!

It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better network, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your oshi, bring your money, bring your audition! We’ll fuck you! That’s Right! We’ll fuck your audition! Because at Nijisanji, you’re fucked six way to Sunday!

Take a hike to Nijisanji! Home of challenge gaslighting! That’s right, challenge gaslighting! How does it work? If you can go down the road and get hospitalized and not bill insurance, you get no revenue split. Don’t wait, don’t delay. Don’t fuck with us, or we’ll rip your tits off! Only at Nijisanji: The only agency that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you get a super chat, and it better not chargeback or you’re a graduated motherfucker! Go to hell!

Nijisanji: Twitch’s filthiest and exclusive home of the most incompetent sons of removed in Vtubing. Guaranteed!

No self respect individual will side with them, I don’t give a fuck what they have to say anymore.