• wander1236
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    399 months ago

    These posts are an unholy combination of fascinating, hilarious, terrifying, and just really sad.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      279 months ago

      A lot of them have CPS involved too. And they should because they’re awful parents.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit
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    309 months ago

    Sovcit shithead should be convinced to find an ocean and start swimming. Tell him Atlantis is real and they issue passports but you have to get there under your own power (no boats / aircraft allowed) to be eligible.

    • @[email protected]
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      329 months ago

      But what if I’m using a private ship (not a boat)? I am a sea traveler, not engaged in sea commerce, and I have a red stamp on my ass as well.

      • @betterdeadthanreddit
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        129 months ago

        You’ll have to put up a flag with no fringes to maintain your not-a-boat status.

      • @[email protected]
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        89 months ago

        If they go into international waters they won’t be under any government at all. That’s a great idea. Ship’em all out to sea!

  • @robocall
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    209 months ago

    Gotta be a citizen to get a US passport. Maybe try one of those world citizen passports.

    • @saltesc
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      209 months ago

      “Sir, this is an airport. I’m going to need you to put your penis away, stop saluting, and produce an actual passport or you’re going to the back of the line.”

  • @bostonbananarama
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    189 months ago

    Oh, it’s only $18,000 in arrears, why didn’t you say so!

    In their mind does it make it better? Like I haven’t been paying for my kids for months, but I paid this week, so no harm…right?

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      179 months ago

      There is a sovcit group called “child support and CPS remedies to discharge it” of course.

      • @frickineh
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        139 months ago

        How often does any of it work? Jk, I worked in child support, the answer is literally never.