• @[email protected]
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    229 months ago

    There is absolutely a market out there for someone who would love this. Not the same market as someone who could get a loan though. Good luck on the re remodel.

  • @Crow
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    149 months ago

    I consider myself a purple fanatic. My bedroom walls are purple, my linens are purple, anything I can get as purple I do… but there’s limits. Even as I’m writing this in my purple pants and sweater, with my feet on my purple mat as I take a poop, my floor itself is not purple, the wood in my bathroom is not purple, my kitchen ain’t either. This is maddening as a purple fan.

  • MxM111
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    109 months ago

    I don’t think it is real. It is just can’t be.

    • @[email protected]
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      39 months ago

      I think it’s real, but they shifted the colors. If you stare at it, it turns into the “white/gold dress” thing where I can start to see it as a dark red colored cabinet, with a weird red hue over top of it.

      • stankmut
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        39 months ago

        My first thought when I opened the image is that it was color shifted. It’s got an ‘old photo taken with a bad camera in low lighting’ vibe.

    • @Death_Equity
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      119 months ago

      I am pretty handy and would be willing to repaint the cabinets, but the floor is the deal breaker.

      Can you imagine how they did the bathrooms?

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          You mean “Use the hose to wash away the evidence I killed Barney in my Kitchen.”?

          That looks like an epoxy pour, that is some serious labor to unfuck.

  • Jessica
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    69 months ago

    Looks like Kevin spilled some paint on the floor, and then gave up on cleaning it after 10 minutes.

  • @DaddleDew
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    69 months ago

    There’s a reason why the decor in new houses nowadays tend to be shades of grey

  • prole
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    59 months ago

    Unfortunately, Prince died a few years ago so the market for that house dropped dramatically.

  • Catpurrple
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    59 months ago

    I love the color purple, so this isn’t so eye searing to me. But I can still acknowledge that it’s garish and gaudy, and whatever it costs, I wouldn’t be able to afford it anyway.

    • @evidences
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      Purple is probably my favorite color but I still wouldn’t do this to a kitchen.

  • @ChicoSuave
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    49 months ago

    Imagine putting in that level of effort and ignoring the backsplash.White square tile in a purple nightmare? Simply uninspired.

  • @Tylerdurdon
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    49 months ago

    See, what he should have done was go with green accents and called it the joker kitchen. It may still have taken a long time, but I bet some Batman fan out there would have been lured in.

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    Billions and billions of coral polyps grew in a warm sea for millions of years before being crushed into limestone by the weight of ages. Then that limestone was heated and pressed deep in the earth for eons more. Finally, it was thrust up violently as it ran into another continental plate, pushing it to the surface where it could be turned into…

    that.