A pirate walks into a bar, with a large steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. As he approaches the bartender, he is met with bewildered stares.
The bartender says, “sir, you appear to have a steering wheel stuck in your pants!”
The pirate replies “Arrrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
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This is a great job to tell in person with a proper pirate accent.