No, not cute. Pheww. Near miss.
Tall and no fight, but yeah.
Tall and no cute here
All except the small and chubby part. I guess I’m not a raccoon.
I am a stretched out raccoon
Long raccoon
A racccooon, if you will
Whatever you are, that’s also what I am.
I’m kinda bummed that I’m not raccoon. ☹️
Also know as trash panda
“Is that better?”
What’s the opposite of a raccoon?
Idunno, a truck of some sort? 🤷
I guess it would be:
- Dark circles above eyes
- Excretes junk
- Tall and slim
- Stays up all day
- Ugly coward
I can’t think of anything which precisely fits this description…
A DUCK!
I heard this comment.
Well fuck, I’m a duck
I feel attacked
I identify as a raccoon ✅
I’m not small or cute. Also Americans would say I’m slim, Europeans would call me a fucking lard-ass, so take from that what you will.
Not chubby .
Aww it’s Little King Trashmouth.
Fuck. stashes some stuff well I’ll be off then ……
mi kijetesantakalu ala
