“If you were my husband I’d poison your tobacco.”
“Madam, if I were your husband, I’d smoke it.”

Why was I invested

Dammit, Dick. I haven’t heard this much talk about lighting pipe since we dressed as a coupla flappers and headed downtown to the speakeasy.

Didn’t this come from Jay Pinkerton’s old site? I thought this comic had vanished from the internet…

37 years… Gotta keep things interesting somehow.