• @[email protected]
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    85 months ago

    You are lost in the woods,

    and your phone is dead.

    Out of the corner of your eyes, you see him.

    Shia La Boef

  • @Batman
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    35 months ago

    If you find yourself … lost in the woods… ask yourself… how did I get here?

    • iltoroargento
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      45 months ago

      And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful [log cabin] house”

      And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful [bear] wife”

  • @deafboy
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    14 months ago

    You punch the trees to get the wood. You get the wood to build a cabin!