Decorative pillows seem so silly to me. Why not get nice looking ones that are also comfy? Are they very expensive or is it just some very hard mix to get right?

Fortunately, in our household, the decorative pillows have been held at bay by the couch blankets.

Their horrible stench of wet dog, cat urine and teenage girl menses is enough to keep the invading pillows at bay.

I call them couch tumors.

Earth’s greatest ADHD warriors: “Who’s taking pictures of my pillow nests?”