• @agent_flounder
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    191 year ago

    This is why we implemented a payroll system.

    • @moistclump
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      81 year ago

      Submit your timesheets and your allowance will be deposited biweekly.

  • @Dagnet
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    151 year ago

    Just make them get a divorce and you will!

    • @Anticorp
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      24 months ago

      The Parent Trap - 2024 edition

  • @cynar
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    111 year ago

    One of the biggest things with parenting is communication. Without it, you’ll be taken for a complete ride by your little sociopath.

  • @Kentifer
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    11 year ago

    Polyamory can solve this problem.

  • @Anticorp
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    14 months ago

    Shiet, I’d hide after finishing, since all I’d get for working hard is more work.