• @agent_flounder
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    199 months ago

    This is why we implemented a payroll system.

    • @moistclump
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      89 months ago

      Submit your timesheets and your allowance will be deposited biweekly.

  • @Dagnet
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    159 months ago

    Just make them get a divorce and you will!

  • @cynar
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    119 months ago

    One of the biggest things with parenting is communication. Without it, you’ll be taken for a complete ride by your little sociopath.

  • @moistclump
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    69 months ago

    Step parents are bonus parents.

  • @Kentifer
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    19 months ago

    Polyamory can solve this problem.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    11 month ago

    Shiet, I’d hide after finishing, since all I’d get for working hard is more work.