• @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    You think that’s bad? This is how my neighbor leaves his house every morning.

    This is how my neighbor leaves his house every morning.

    Then I have to sit here all afternoon worrying about my wife’s whereabouts.

    I swear I can hear him laughing inside my head.

  • Sagrotan
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    217 months ago

    I actually loved the game, really tried the 100%. I didn’t understand why so many people smashed it so hard, was a nice game.

    • @Son_of_dad
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      77 months ago

      Did they? I thought it was more of a game most people didn’t play, but those who did loved it. I just wish that convoys were endless, that was my favorite type of activity, but once you finish the convoy routes they don’t respawn

    • Rickety Thudds
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      47 months ago

      I liked Noah Caldwell Gervais’ take. It has elements that are ill considered, like its endless late game treadmill, but the basic thing that it was trying to do was fun as hell.

    • @gmtom
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      37 months ago

      Almost got 100% then it got taken of gamepass and I didn’t want t9 buy it just to clear the last like 10 locations.

    • Chill Dude 69
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      7 months ago

      I wanted to love that game so much. And it’s fairly similar to other games that I have 100% completed. But I just couldn’t maintain my gaming boner with it, for lack of a better analogy. It just wilted every time, like a burst balloon.

      I don’t know why. It just didn’t do anything for me. It was like someone I dated twice, then ghosted like a total shithead. I feel like it’s my fault. But no amount of guilt can make something attractive to me, when it’s just not. :(

    • AbsurdityAccelerator
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      37 months ago

      It’s one of the few games I actually completed 100%. It’s very rare for me. The driving was a blast, the fighting was fun, upgrading your car was very satisfying. And there’s something about the sound design that made every little action just feel nice.

  • @cmder
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    67 months ago

    Easy, you don’t.

  • @VelvetStorm
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    47 months ago

    Gatta make up for it with personality

    • @Burninator05
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      47 months ago

      Is there a third way because Chumbucket has me beat there too. I can’t compete with his obsession with the Magnus Opus and guzzoline.