“Are you a man or a woman?”

“I am a villain.”

“What gender are you?”

“Evil.”

“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”

“DOOM!”

That lizard is the Ace card of the party.

In more ways than one.

Stop trying to fuck the lizard

I think the lizard would be more into wizards and other non strength builds, something something tender meat. Barbarians are too tough and gamey.

Yu’hiss my beloved, long may he meme