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Welcome to your new carrier in risk management.
Make others share your anxieties and sell them insurances
Social interaction insurance. If you mess up a conversation uhh you get a refund? I think this only works for social anxiety when you can’t get yourself to say something that would save you money.
The tricky part is the hustle. Figuring out a way to manipulate people into purchasing our goods and services.
Try this:
“ANXIETY SALE! HALF PRICE!”
People might like the idea of cutting anxiety in half somehow 🤷🏻♀️ Just don’t tell them it’s only for your benefit, not theirs.
Get a job in cable news.
But don’t, actually. Getting a job necessitates a job interview, which is a high stakes conversation that will give you a panic attack.
Instead, get comfortable at your current, toxic job that doesn’t meet your needs. Better the devil you know than a whole new scary job and application process.
Duckduckgo nice
and after I interacted with this anxiety post, algorithms gave me this probably
In this thread: a surprising number of folks who have given serious thought to monetizing anxiety.
Cept for the first hit
