• @harsh3466
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      2 months ago

      Came here looking for Little Bobby Tables with the link loaded up in my clipboard!

    • @rockSlayer
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      362 months ago

      They’re currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names

      • @[email protected]
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        72 months ago

        Even if they weren’t you wouldn’t be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          You’ll have to settle for naming your child after one of their public keys, but then your child will only be able to talk to them.

    • @Michael717
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      32 months ago

      “don’t throw your child please.” “Why? What’s wrong with it?”

  • @iAvicenna
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    402 months ago

    fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

  • @alyth
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    322 months ago

    Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)

    • @alyth
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      72 months ago

      Same in French which is ofc very similar to Spanish: programmation orientée objet

  • @Dehydrated
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    272 months ago

    “Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you’re annoying as hell”

  • mstrk
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    262 months ago

    A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.

    When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: “BYTE!! BYTE!!”. People get really scared when this happens 😂

    Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.

    • Ashen44
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      122 months ago

      That’s probably a little unethical but the mental image is absolutely hilarious.

  • geogle
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    242 months ago

    Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

      • geogle
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        22 months ago

        Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.

        • @Dehydrated
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          22 months ago

          I guess head and tail are your grandparents?

  • @Asudox
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    222 months ago

    “child” seems to be enough. short and concise.

    • @2deck
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      82 months ago

      child-1 just in case

      • @dyc3
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        92 months ago

        Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0

      • @wieson
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        22 months ago

        Error in line 1: You can’t use a reserved symbol in a variable name.