It’s convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.

I knew it was satire because there’s no way he’d give a discount.

Now that is a good article.

all principles must go!

Just take John Oliver’s motor coach Clarence, you know you want it !

For a limited time only. Conditions may apply. Contact your local representative at 1-800- unconstitutional to get your benefits today.

Live life like Clarence. You truly deserve it.

/S just to be sure

Just mention the code SCOTUS

It’s our tax season AND election season super combo blowout!

I bet that this corrupt asshole has been sniffing for counteroffers since Oliver’s show.

I’ll bet the biggest stick in his eye is not that everyone is laughing at him, it’s that he sees how cheaply he sold out.

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