• @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      I still have no idea what a structured settlement is, but I know exactly who to call when I have one.

  • @[email protected]
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    132 months ago

    1-800-go-lemmy leads to a medical alert device sales company and I might have just put myself of a list.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      72 months ago

      Haha, I was curious where it would go. Thanks for taking one for the team.

  • DigitalTraveler42
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    52 months ago

    Attorney John Morgan, or as we in central Florida now call him after the Superbowl “at least he’s not MAGA like that idiot Dan Newlin”.

    The idiot Dan Newlin:

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        52 months ago

        The local rumor mill says his personality is more DUI, and that some professors at his Alma Mater, Valencia College, said that he was the dumbest f’n law student they ever had, sounds really similar to a certain Wharton Business School “graduate”.

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    42 months ago

    I want compensation. Anybody wanna steal a meme from me?