What ancient, rich piece of shit will be replacing him and how old are they?

McConnell, shortly after the announcement, said…

It has been my ho…  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*gulp*  
 
…

…and was then lead away.

Why wait?

McConnell had the following to add when asked about his retirement plans:

Related?

He’ll be missed.