And at 11:05 PM every night

I tried as much as possible but it started to chafe

Or maybe just one of those $4 BN fines

But why?

On a nightly basis

No, I’m just pulling it out of my ass as fast as you are.

And yet we keep seeing the same headlines over and over. Maybe putting one’s head on a pike would be a more effective deterrent - it’s worth a shot.

I don’t understand. “It doesn’t make them stop, but it makes them stop?” Where are these $40 BN fines?

But why is the operating room more humorous in juxtaposition to a library than some other location? Why not a gentleman’s powder room in the Dallas airport?

I understand what you’re saying; it’s just that what you’re saying is wrong.

I don’t get it

“Repopulate?” Motherfucker, we’re always at peak

Drop in the bucket

Might not work if it doesn’t reinforce the reader’s preexisting biases, but it’s worth a shot.

What a loser. Embedded systems engineering was my everlasting light and love long before I met my wife, and it shall outlive her frail form for far longer than she shall surely ever know.

That’s what that would mean tho

Nice try, OP’s parent

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