• Melllvar
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    97 months ago

    The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.

  • @banichan
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    47 months ago

    God rested on the seventh day, not Jesus. Jesus just got three days dead in a sealed cave lol

  • go $fsck yourself
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    7 months ago

    Having the “then” on the top line makes this hard to read.

    I kept thinking it was saying “if they like me back then” but then it would need to be “liked” instead of “like”