I am tired of lies.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

The Simpsons kids get sent to a fos-diddly-oster home.

Fun fact: One of Jonathan Frakes’ first jobs in show biz was dressing up as Captain America at comic book conventions.

Each teaching has to be evaluated on its own merits, its basis in reality, and its effect on the child and how they relate to others. Whether it’s religious in origin is ultimately beside the point.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! And it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

I can scratch any point on my own back.

[weak cough]

I could fit if I didn’t have these damned arms!

Traditional breakfast dishes are my favorite for dinner.

Oh, I just put that one in there as a joke.

The compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under-fives, and the abolition of slavery.

I left during the API kerfuffle even though I didn’t use an app. I had been thinking about getting off of it for some time prior to that because I realized doomscrolling was negatively affecting my mental health. So I followed the refugees from /r/DaystromInstitute to startrek.website.

How many assholes have we got on this planet anyhow?

Sounds like sour grapes to me.

Define “chicken”

Article 5 doesn’t oblige members to take any particular action. It only says that an attack on one is an attack on all, and leaves it to each member to decide what actions, if any, they will take in response.

I am experiencing doubt

Leela mutates into a tentacle monster.