• @[email protected]
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    1910 months ago

    Future historians:

    “Did people in 2024 discover something called ‘jeanetics’? oh…nevermind, it’s just another one of those ‘shitposts’.”

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      10 months ago

      “Denim seemed to be of sacred significance to the people of 2024. Aside from its use in religious garments (such as “jeans” and “booty jorts”) the few surviving images from the time depict its use in everything from cups and plates to staircases. Some artworks from the time seem to suggest they even considered it a part of their JeaNA.”

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    810 months ago

    Why is that I can’t scroll lemmy right now without seeing posts about jeans? This is like the 5th one. It’s not even that funny.

  • Coolcoder360
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    710 months ago

    As long as you don’t get the runs in your jeans.

    • @OldManBOMBINOP
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      210 months ago

      I wish I knew. Someone just started posting jeans one day.

  • @ohlaph
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    510 months ago

    Next level meta content.

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    Quoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali:

    It doesn’t matter what I’m packing in my denim, it’s what’s in my genes.

    • Jimmy Pop Ali esq ‘i wish I was queer so I could get chicks’ ( one fierce beer coaster, Santa Monica, 1996)
    • @OldManBOMBINOP
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      310 months ago

      And let’s not forget his other banger: “There must be something wrong with Al Pacino’s nose, cause the scent of a woman’s like rotten tomatoes.”

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        310 months ago

        Oh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too:

        ‘I’m snorkeling for clams and doesn’t matter if I wanna be, don’t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny’

        • @PanoptiDon
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          410 months ago

          I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

          Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

          Name was Russell.

        • @OldManBOMBINOP
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          310 months ago

          Does your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?