Unfortunately for everyone, there is only the one gorilla at the zoo, and there is no other gorilla for her to calm her urges with. She gets increasingly agitated by the day, and the zookeeper is starting to get worried what might happen if she lashes out.

Eventually, he has an idea. If someone else dressed up in a gorilla costume, they might be able to have sex with her and calm her down. The only issue is that someone would need to be willing to have sex with a gorilla. He figured a cash reward of $500 would be enough, but if it wasn’t, it would ruin the zoo’s reputation.

So the zookeeper approached the lonely janitor, who was creepy enough that nobody would talk to him anyway, and asked “would you have sex with a gorilla for $500?”

The janitor looked stunned, then thought it over for a moment. “I suppose, but I’d need a few days to get the money together.”