I worked at a place where I did the not-funny-but-serious-and-banal version of this bit, including the burnout breakdown at the end. I’m working on ERP systems now and it’s a lot less stressful, plus things just have normal names like “Accounting Module” or “Third Party X Service Connector”.

I did love Galactus though

My favourite part of this is needing to pass a time range between now and the end of the universe

Krazam is my favorite YouTuber and it’s not close